1996
Cornelius
In Jan. 1996
Anarchist groups of deranged youth known as V.O.G.,SSKHKH and citrus
will release sound bites on Trattoria records
causing major panic and chaos at Radio stations all over Japan.
This will result in a violent overthrow of the current music industry.
In the summer of 1996
Cornelius will represent the Planet of the Apes at the Atlantic Olympics.
Cornelius who is also a rock star and physicist
will take the gold in the table tennis competition.
But for reasons completely unknown upon receiving his medal,
Cornelius promptly exchanges it for the silver.
Later in 1996 Cornelius travels to the moon.
The Ape who sold T-shirts will never again return to Planet Earth.
Ground control to Captain Cornelius
Transcribed by Leslie H
